We all agree 2008 was seriously short of a decent celebrity wedding. That’s why I was so delighted when asked to offer some wedding planning ideas to Sarah Palin’s pregnant teenage daughter Bristol.

We’re recommending  to go with a Russian theme as I’ve heard they practically live in Russia. We’re thinking of lots of vodka for the guests, but not for the bride of course as she’s under age and pregnant so alcohol wouldn’t be recommended for her.

We were thinking of dressing the mother of the bride in an ice queen costume – just because the groom likes ice hockey so much ofcourse.

I’m hoping, that Bristol will have a baby girl so I can get a limited edition of Babuska dolls made with baby first, Bristol next, and Sarah Palin as the cracked outer casing.

Good Luck America!